Married to a robot, living outside by railroad tracks. Trying to watch TV on a stand and extension cord in someone’s driveway. Looking for exercise shows. An old lady is walking around her yard slowly, then bursting into impressive dance moves at random.
One show had Willy Wonka and____.

Large City public transport, go to a Starbucks to get an ice coffee and it ends up being $38. Go to bathroom and some guy keeps opening the door asking when I’ll be done. I look at my receipt and see it isn’t mine and includes a bunch of food. Really silly.